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I am a superhero.

Who just learned five weeks of linear algebra in six hours? Who just nailed his midterm to the wall1?

Oh right, that was me. Me the superhero.

I'm quite confident that I can now harness the mighty sun as an efficient, renewable energy source, and also move mountains with the power of my mind. My whites stay sparkling and my colors stay crisp and bright, even after repeated washings. I can run faster than ten speeding bullets. I rule.

I'm gonna go find some wind, maybe toss a bunch of sheets at it.

1Yes, I am a total slacker, BUT STILL!
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Congrats, yo. Nicely done.
ten speeding bullets actually go as fast as one speeding bullet

Not to downplay your accomplishment...
Yeah, they're exactly as fast as a joke speeding over your head.
I forgot to mention that my breath is always minty fresh.
teach me to be like you!