Oh right, that was me. Me the superhero.
I'm quite confident that I can now harness the mighty sun as an efficient, renewable energy source, and also move mountains with the power of my mind. My whites stay sparkling and my colors stay crisp and bright, even after repeated washings. I can run faster than ten speeding bullets. I rule.
I'm gonna go find some wind, maybe toss a bunch of sheets at it.
1Yes, I am a total slacker, BUT STILL!